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28 August 2005 @ 09:57 pm
Quotables  
This is why Sunday is Family Day:

ONE: Dinner Table
Dad: *lectures big brother on taking 4 vitamin C's per day* Tama na ang isa, no! Nakita mo yan--*points to oranges*--may vitamin C yan.
Me: (to self) *nods*
Dad: Pati yang kamatis--*points to tomatoes*--meron din!
Me: (to self) *nods*
Dad: Yan--*points to fish*--din, meron!
Me: *nod--* o.O (thinks) Ows?

TWO: Dinner Table
Dad: (to big brother) Hayaan mo, next Friday, lalabas tayo.
Mum: (alarmed) Anong lalabas?!
Dad: (demanding) Bakit? Wala ba akong karapat ilabas ang anak ko? Do you think I will bring my son to evil?!

THREE: Parents' Room
Mum: (excited) Dad! Tingnan mo 'tong wallpaper ng desktop ko!
Dad: (confused) Wallpaper? Ano yun?

FOUR: Parents' Room
Dad: *utot*
Me and Kuya: *takip ilong kahit wala namang amoy*
Dad: *narrows eyes* Heto ang tanong, kayo ba, hindi umuutot?!

FIVE: Parents' Room
Mum: Ay, ang ganda ng kuha ko dito! Parang model!
Dad: Model ng Dietabs, oo.

LMAO. XDXDXDXD


And oh, and lookie! A tribute to Myca:

THEORY 1: ROCKS
Rocks are hard.
Life is hard.
Therefore, life rocks.

THEORY 2: BULATE AT UOD
Question: Anong pinagkaiba ng bulate sa uod?
Answer: Ang bulate, nasa loob ng tiyan. Ang uod, nasa lupa.
Myca: Eh di, pag kumain ka ng uod, magiging bulate siya? At pag kumuha ka ng bulate sa tiyan mo't hinagis mo sa lupa, magiging uod na siya?

RANDOM: LAST MONDAY
Me: Bakit wala si Sir Ron?
Myca: They're [Sir Ron and Sir Velarde] making up for lost time.


Whaha. Babaw ba? Hindi bale, bentang-benta naman sila sa kin! XD Heheheh....

Mood: chipper
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drkmasterdarkmaestrox on August 28th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
bentang benta ang four and five!!! mwahahahahahahaha

especially ung random and theory one...

myca's got me running for my money... (noooooooo)
Bakang Batugankyoy on August 29th, 2005 09:54 am (UTC)
myca's got me running for my money... (noooooooo)
Yes, sooner or later, makukuha na niya ang title mo. XD
princess1689anne_delfin on August 28th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
Oh no!!
benta parents mo!!!

bkit hindi ka ganyan?

wahaha..saya!!:D



Bakang Batugankyoy on August 29th, 2005 09:55 am (UTC)
Re: Oh no!!
benta parents mo!!! bkit hindi ka ganyan?
Heheh. They didn't want to share their happy genes. I got my dad's bangag ones and my mum's lazy ones instead. XD
(Anonymous) on August 29th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)
RANDOM: LAST MONDAY
Me: Bakit wala si Sir Ron?
Myca: They're [Sir Ron and Sir Velarde] making up for lost time.


i remember that!!!
Bakang Batugankyoy on August 29th, 2005 09:56 am (UTC)
If you would've forgotten, I would never believe it. XD
innaincredibabe on August 29th, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
ang fun ng family mo!!!
your dad's soooo funny.
innaincredibabe on August 29th, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)
ang galing na myca! very thought-provoking.
Bakang Batugankyoy on August 29th, 2005 09:57 am (UTC)
Hahah, I know! My dad has his moments and Myca's words were very thought-provoking indeed. XD